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Thoughts We All Have During A Hangover

A hangover is a collection of signs and symptoms linked to a recent bout of heavy drinking. The sufferer typically has a headache, feels sick, dizzy, sleepy, confused and thirsty. Hangovers can occur at any time of day, but are usually more common the morning after a night of heavy drinking. As well as physical symptoms, the person may also experience elevated levels of anxiety, regret, shame, embarrassment, as well as depression.

Here are some thoughts We All have During A Hangover...

  • Where the hell am I?
  • Who the fuck are you?
  • How did I get here?
  • I cannot function right now.
  • I need to get food.
  • Did I eat last night?
  • Oh, this is dried ketchup.
  • What the hell happened last night?
  • What is this bruise?
  • What did I do last night?
  • I can’t remember anything.
  • I need to lie down.
  • But first I need to take a dump.
  • Still feel like shit.
  • I need to throw up.
  • I am going to make myself throw up.
  • I fucking hate my life.
  • I hate everyone.
  • Where is my phone?
  • What the fuck happened to my phone?
  • God I stink.
  • Someone definitely cried last night.
  • Oh shit that was me.
  • The walk of shame.
  • I am doing the walk of shame.
  • I can’t feel my legs.
  • Everyone is staring.
  • Why is this person talking to me?
  • Do I look like I can hold a conversation?
  • I think you’ve just realized I’m brain dead.
  • Why are there so many kids around?
  • I hate smiles and happiness.
  • If someone comes near my McDonald’s
  • I swear I will scream.
  • McDonald’s has actually just saved my life.
  • The only thing I need in my life is McDonald’s.
  • And Burger King.And KFC.
  • Pizza is good too.
  • Where can I get pizza?
  • How much money did I spend last night?
  • I think I’m still drunk.
  • I just can’t deal with this right now.
  • I want to crawl into a hole and die.
  • I wonder what the minimum order is for Domino’s delivery?
  • I cannot physically move.
  • This is the worst hangover ever.
  • There is a world full of pain and I am in it.
  • I’m just going to take a nap right here.
  • WINE IS EVIL.
  • I am too old for this shit.
  • I need another dump.
  • How is it possible that I feel worse?
  • 21st century and still no hangover cure.
  • GREAT JOB SCIENCE PEOPLE.
  • I am SO hungover.
  • This is the most hungover I have ever been.
  • I want to be held like a newborn babe.
  • I’d rather die that endure this any longer.
  • Someone shoot me.
  • Did that happen last night?
  • That didn’t happen last night!
  • FUCK THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!
  • If I don’t remember, it didn’t happen.
  • DENY DENY DENY
  • If anyone asks, you went straight home.
  • I am a fucking disgrace.
  • I am never drinking again!

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